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While mean radical were trying to bask their Sunday, President Donald Trump spent his Easter threatening Iran.
As Trump's primetime deadline drew adjacent connected Tuesday evening, helium issued an update via TruthSocial, announcing a two-week ceasefire successful Iran contingent connected the Strait of Hormuz being open.
In his Tuesday nighttime monologue connected Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy noticed thing astir Trump's latest announcement that sounds verrrrrry familiar.
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Jimmy started his monologue by saying, "It's different brainsick time present successful the United States of America. Probably the astir unsafe occurrence of the Celebrity President yet. Today it was D-Day. In this case, the D stands for dementia, but it was D-Day today."
He summarized the situation, past continued, saying, "So each time today, everyone, astir notably the radical of Iran, were wondering if their civilization was going to dice tonight. Well, bully news, it didn't. It was the taco Tuesday of each taco Tuesdays arsenic our president decided not to driblet the chalupa for astatine slightest different 2 weeks."
"This is however it goes each azygous clip Trump says thing insane. He says, 'I'm going to termination everyone time astatine 5 p.m.' We each freak out. And past helium backs down. He's like, 'You cognize what? Actually, I'll termination everyone successful 2 weeks.' And past we relax, and helium forgets helium ever said it successful the archetypal place. He has the representation and the tegument colour of a goldfish."
Jimmy said, "It's ever 2 weeks. He's similar a conscientious employee. He ever gives 2 weeks' notice."
Then, Jimmy rolled a supercut showing Trump saying thing would hap successful 2 weeks, arsenic helium has done galore times implicit the years.
Jimmy Kimmel connected Trump extending his Iran deadline: "It's ever 2 weeks. He's similar a conscientious employee. He ever gives 2 weeks' notice." Cue the supercut: pic.twitter.com/4vwvtr2ObK
— LateNighter (@latenightercom) April 8, 2026ABC / latenightercom / Via Twitter: @latenightercom
Because this peculiar Trumpism has been driving maine up the partition for years, present are a fewer more. Way backmost successful 2020, Trump said that his wellness attraction program was conscionable 2 weeks away. Trump inactive lone had "concepts of a plan" during the 2024 statesmanlike debate. He did not merchandise a proposal for his wellness attraction program until aboriginal 2026, and helium has yet to motion it into law.
"We're signing a wellness attraction program wrong 2 weeks. A afloat and implicit wellness attraction plan, that the Supreme Court determination connected DACA gave maine the close to do" -- Trump routinely cites a 2 week timeframe for caller argumentation initiatives erstwhile he's conscionable making worldly up pic.twitter.com/qTItTafxEV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 19, 2020Fox News / Via Twitter: @atrupar
Last June, Trump promised to person a woody finalized with TikTok, determining whether the institution could proceed operating successful the US. The woody was not finalized until January 2026.
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Last August, helium said that the warfare successful Gaza would travel to "a beauteous bully conclusive ending" successful 2 to 3 weeks. The warfare is still ongoing.
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In January of this year, Trump promised to uncover details of his Greenland program successful 2 weeks. Though the United States was reportedly negotiating with Denmark past week, details of the program stay publically unavailable.
“Two weeks.” Trump says he’ll uncover details of his Greenland program “in 2 weeks”. Two weeks is his changeless self-imposed deadline, that helium often doesn’t meet. Remember erstwhile helium promised his wellness attraction program “in 2 weeks” during his archetypal term? pic.twitter.com/FDaP5Z3wNL
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) January 23, 2026Fox News / White House / Via Twitter: @MikeSington
And past summer, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters that Trump would marque a determination connected subject enactment successful Iran successful 2 weeks. A newsman really called her retired connected this, and successful response, she blamed it each connected Joe Biden.
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In effect to Jimmy's monologue, radical were like, "I was virtually conscionable saying this."
And radical theorized astir wherefore he's ever saying 2 weeks. One idiosyncratic tweeted, "He says that due to the fact that helium believes successful 2 weeks radical conscionable hide astir and determination past immoderate he’s talking about."
Someone other theorized, "He doesn’t number higher than 2. That's wherefore helium killed Sesame Street!"
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