People Are Revealing The Pettiest, Most Unhinged Things They Did To An Ex After Their Relationship Ended

Most breakups extremity quietly, with a fewer bittersweet playlists, wine, and immoderate late-night overthinking. But sometimes, wounded turns into thing smaller and sharper. You don't privation closure. You privation a win!!! That's erstwhile petty ideas emerge, and suddenly, throwing distant their favourite things, changing the passwords to their Netflix account, oregon "accidentally" telling their friends everything they did feels important. These moments aren't our proudest, but let's beryllium real, they are precise human.

Recently, redditor Mochikis was funny successful each the post-break-up pettiness erstwhile they asked: "What is the pettiest happening you've done aft the extremity of a relationship?"

Needless to say, a batch of radical person done immoderate petty things to their exes and were blessed to stock them. Below are the apical and champion responses:

1. "I stole her toilet whilst she was retired partying with her friends, lol. Unhooked it from the wall, unbolted the basal from the floor, and took it with me, lol. Drove a fewer blocks distant and near it adjacent to a dumpster successful a parking lot. lmao, she was truthful fuckin pissed 😂 🤣."

—NoFollowing7781

2. "Mailed her backmost each her letters with the lies highlighted."

—D-ouble-D-utch

3. "I changed the connection mounting connected their favourite video crippled to Portuguese. They had to play for 2 weeks earlier they figured retired however to power it back. A existent trial of their committedness to gaming, really."

—angry_stupid

4. "Matched with a clump of fuck boys connected Tinder, talked soiled to them, asked for dick pics, and gave them my ex’s number. He cheated, truthful it makes maine giggle reasoning that helium got a clump of unsolicited dick pics."

—Aggressive-Bidet

6. "Wrote him a connection telling him helium was conscionable similar his begetter and blocked him. Probably the meanest happening I could person said to him, but helium cheated, and astatine the time, I didn’t springiness a crap if it wounded oregon not."

—ushior

7. "Shipped backmost his T-shirt and required a signature. Put the instrumentality code arsenic an important spot truthful he’d deliberation it was really thing important. Pretty definite helium had to enactment location from enactment to judge the package."

—Jaffam0nster

8. "Sent her a photograph of maine dropping the necklace that we some had of matching satellite phases, which I got america connected our anniversary, successful the trash. She said, 'That was unnecessary.' I surely didn't deliberation so."

—Firm-Tangelo-8299

9. "I followed his dada (whom I had ne'er met before) connected societal media and started liking and commenting connected each his posts."

—Then_Adeptness_6598

10. "I went to his home, collected my things, and took each the charging blocks. Left the cords."

—desertlifter23

11. "Signed her up for Jehovah’s Witnesses and Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints location visits."

—CoyoteAdmirable8512

12. "This feline I utilized to day would impeach maine of sleeping with each antheral I knew. His buddy really started hitting connected me, but helium wouldn't judge that, truthful erstwhile I broke up with him, I fucked his buddy successful his recliner and sent him a representation of it."

—sugahack

13. "Booted her from my Spotify relationship the greeting that I knew she was going connected a roadworthy trip."

—trapcheck

14. "My ex had a VHS of the Rams winning the Super Bowl (this was 2000) that helium was obsessed with. I recovered retired helium was cheating and smashed it with a hammer and near it connected the lawn."

—Successful-Weirdo79

15. "When I discovered my ex-husband had been cheating, I packed a container with his things in, his toothbrush was utilized to cleanable the toilet with earlier putting it successful the container for him 😆."

—chan2707

16. "This was years ago, but I logged successful to his Facebook connected his laptop portion helium was astatine work, took screenshots of each of his messenger conversations proving his cheating. Then posted them connected his timeline, turned disconnected the notifications (so helium wouldn’t instantly know), truthful each of his household and friends could spot what helium did. He would lone usage his enactment telephone astatine work, truthful it was a bully astonishment erstwhile helium clocked disconnected for the day, past arrived location to find maine and each of my worldly gone."

—Scared_Culture9277

17. "Not me, but this pistillate I went connected a day with told maine astir burning her ex’s favourite garment that belonged to his dormant mom."

—Weekly_Soft1069

18. "I hid each the remotes successful the location earlier flying to a antithetic state. Not my proudest moment, but it was hilarious. Homie was ever losing crap and accusing maine of moving his stuff, truthful I wanted it to beryllium existent for once."

—mensfrightsactivists

19. "Guessed his email password and past deleted each email from existence. Inbox, sent, archive, and trash each gone."

—Choice-Marsupial-127

20. "Killed each of his marijuana plants (they were similar his babies), past created an Instagram with his name, tagged each of his friends/family, and exposed him for being a liar and cheater. Took astir a week for it to get taken down. I would ne'er bash it again, but I decidedly don’t regret it."

—willpeeforcoins

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Note: Some responses person been edited for magnitude and/or clarity.