While we can't endorse what X has become, we tin bring you the worthwhile moments that inactive beryllium there, curated and escaped of the surrounding chaos.
For immoderate reason, the champion tweets ever look to hap connected the weekend. Here are immoderate comic ones that precocious came crossed my timeline. Enjoy and person a harmless and blessed New Year!
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was wondering wherefore my portion took truthful agelong astatine java store earlier and conscionable saw they posted a photoshoot of it connected their instagram pic.twitter.com/C2TeKZkw9d
— brody (@THELIFEOFABRODY) December 28, 2025@THELIFEOFABRODY / Bravo / Via Twitter: @THELIFEOFABRODY
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At TSA with my parents and we were talking astir however tightly packed my suitcase was and my ma casually said “yeah if they unfastened that suitcase it’s gonna explode!” and I looked astatine her similar this pic.twitter.com/ODVzieLbaQ
— Max 🥰 (@MaxMaaxMaaax) December 26, 2025@MaxMaaxMaaax / Via Twitter: @MaxMaaxMaaax
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When u hitch aft peeing and the toilet insubstantial is pinkish 💔💔
@invis4yo / Via Twitter: @invis4yo
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How it feels getting a garment astatine Christmas past putting it connected and wearing it each time pic.twitter.com/IJnOTRw5zz
— Jake Milkshake (@bagmonsta) December 25, 2025@bagmonsta / Via Twitter: @bagmonsta
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Me aft saying “excuse me” TWICE: pic.twitter.com/6PidFlzYKd
— Invis🧜♀️ (@invis4yo) December 27, 2025@invis4yo / Via Twitter: @invis4yo
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