Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we tin bring you the worthwhile moments that inactive beryllium there, curated and escaped of the surrounding chaos.
American authorities — well, frankly, planetary authorities — is chaos close now, but I find it comforting to cognize I'm not unsocial successful reasoning the satellite has gone bananas. So, present are 40 of the champion and astir relatable governmental tweets from the past week:
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To beryllium clear, Erika moving for president is this X user's theory, not a confirmed fact.
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The Atlantic journalist, Sarah Fitzpatrick, who wrote the communicative connected FBI Director Kash Patel and his alleged erratic behavior, paranoia, often being MIA, and excessive drinking, aft helium threatened to writer her:
“I basal by each connection of this reporting.”
MS Now / Via Twitter: @ArtCandee
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Trump is the slightest fashionable President successful American history.
Melania is the slightest fashionable First Lady successful American history.
JD Vance is the slightest fashionable VP successful American history.
Great occupation America 👏
And connected America's 250th Birthday 😔 pic.twitter.com/L7giqDnvzc
40. And finally:
the woman of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to be our lawsuit tonight. delight articulation maine successful welcoming our backup enactment for this evening: the vice president of the agreed states of america https://t.co/YTRroOCHiv
— manny (@mannyfidel) April 14, 2026Turning Point USA / Via Twitter: @mannyfidel

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