"He Said 'I'm Not Into Going Down On A Woman....'" – 19 Very Fair And Very Petty Reasons People Ended Things

1. "A miss I was dating said, 'I don’t spell to the movies to read' aft realising the movie we were watching was subtitled. She left, I stayed to ticker the movie. She was, supposedly, a movie large successful college."

–Onenameoranother

2. "Her, my roommate, his girlfriend, and I were connected our mode backmost from a barroom erstwhile 'Magic Carpet Ride' by Steppenwolf came connected the playlist. About 30 seconds successful she obnoxiously goes, 'I DONT LIKE THIS SONG', and past continues to obnoxiously sing implicit it. That’s erstwhile I realised she sucked."

"After we got backmost she kept hitting connected my different roommate portion I sat up against the surviving country partition with a brew and it was beauteous peaceful knowing it wasn’t going to past and I didn’t truly springiness a crap astir it. So I conscionable drank my brew and watched and laughed, lol."

–ChiefBroChill

3. "We weren't officially dating anymore, conscionable considering getting backmost together. I person nary thought wherefore I reacted this way, but astatine immoderate point, we were astatine a friend's location hanging out."

"He went to spell downstairs to usage the washroom, but paused astatine the apical of the stairs to assistance a limb a fto the gnarliest fart rip. Did a full *make a fist and bring the elbow down* question arsenic helium did it. I instantly mislaid each attraction to him. I'm not adjacent grossed retired by farts. Still not definite what the science is down it, but I called it disconnected with him 2 days later."

–StatisticianNo5055

4. "She smelled conscionable similar different ex I had. Not definite if it was assemblage wash, shampoo, oregon whatever. They smelled the aforesaid and I couldn’t instrumentality it."

–Remarkable_Top_2833

5. "He frosted the tips of his hairsbreadth and looked similar the mislaid subordinate of NSYNC... In my defence, it wasn't the lone reason, conscionable the past hellhole nary successful a agelong enactment of nopes."

–lilbit6675

6. "She utilized to suck her teeth aft she ate. It made a dependable that truly bothered me. Never told her but that was 100% wherefore I near her."

–CraniumParineum

7. "My reasons were each valid arsenic acold arsenic exes go, but I stopped dating idiosyncratic aft 2 dates due to the fact that helium showed up for some wearing the nonstop aforesaid shorts with the nonstop aforesaid stain connected them."

–Poofarella

9. "She lived excessively adjacent to my house. Always had a crushed to halt by successful the aboriginal stages, which was amusive for similar a week. And past ace overwhelming."

–AdmiralSnackbar816

10. "Valentine's time was coming up and I conscionable didn't privation to woody with it."

–Hustlasaurus

11. "He said 'I'm not into going down connected a woman. I mean... what's the point?' Thank GOD I hadn't slept with him yet."

–Witch_on_a_moped

13. "We broke up implicit a brace of shoes. I bought him these achromatic connected achromatic Pumas for his day and helium sold them connected eBay. I was mad. Dumped him. To this time radical inactive accidental 'remember the footwear guy' lol."

–Novel-Upstairs7876

14. "I broke up with my ex due to the fact that helium hated ail and washed a steak disconnected nether the descend faucet. I walked retired and ne'er looked back."

–Infamous_Hyena_8882

15. "He had agelong fingernails. I conscionable couldn’t woody with it."

–luckytwosix

16. "Not maine but a person broke up with his woman due to the fact that her 2nd toed was longer than her archetypal toe. Otherwise cleanable for each other. Six period relationship. Not amazingly helium didn’t get joined until helium was 41."

–Thinkstopsay

17. "This is atrocious but helium had a GIGANTIC loop buckle that said Canada and had geese flying and a moose and everyplace we went radical pointed and laughed astatine it and I couldn't instrumentality it anymore. He told maine I was the shallowest idiosyncratic helium had ever met, possibly he's close but I hated that fucking thing."

–avinagigglemate

18. "On a agelong hike she couldn’t pee successful the woods. We had to crook astir and spell backmost 3 hours truthful she could usage a bathroom. Had supplies with america but she couldn’t oregon wouldn’t bash it. Broke up the adjacent day."

–s4lt3d

19. "She said having hobbies was anserine and a discarded of clip and money. And successful that infinitesimal I realised I liked my hobbies much than I liked her, and told her arsenic much."

–DBTornado

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