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1. "A diligent called our nurse, mentioning that she had dark-colored discharge and vaginal discomfort. After asking questions, we confirmed it was due to the fact that she thought you could usage immoderate benignant of jelly arsenic lube for intercourse. She had utilized grape jelly and not a regular lubricant."
2. "I was an exigency aesculapian technician (EMT) astir 10 years back. I treated a precise charismatic pistillate who decided to dump astir 4 ounces of drain cleaner fluid into her vagina to 'kill the sperm' that her day near successful her 'by accident'... To adhd to the awkward factor, astir a twelvemonth later, I met a precise charismatic pistillate astatine a market store. I got her fig and met her for drinks. Later that night, we ended up astatine my spot making out. As soon arsenic I started taking her garment off, I abruptly realized that she was the pistillate who antecedently dumped drain cleaner into her vag. Our nighttime ended abruptly and awkwardly, arsenic you tin imagine."
3. "A pistillate was successful for a pelvic exam, and she was successful the stirrups. My workfellow had her fingers wrong of her, up to the cervix. At this point, thing possessed the pistillate to inquire — and I punctuation — 'So, bash you ever deliberation astir stuffing a turkey portion you're doing this?' My colleague, trying to support a consecutive face, answered, 'No, but present I volition each Thanksgiving...' The pistillate recovered this hilarious, and proceeded to look my workfellow dormant successful the oculus portion yelling, 'GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE' — with my colleague's hands inactive up her hoody-hoo."
4. "Retained tampons, AKA erstwhile a tampon is stuck wrong of someone. The odor is horrid, and we usually person to adjacent a country for the time aft removing them."
5. "When my woman was a aesculapian pupil connected her OB-GYN rotation, she had to present an overdue baby. It turned retired that determination was an corruption oregon something, and erstwhile they popped the membrane, it was beauteous overmuch each pus. Imagine the biggest, pusiest and stinkiest lawsuit ever — virtually experienced nurses were vomiting, it was truthful gross. The ma and babe were some fine, though, truthful blessed ending."
6. "I'm not a gyno, but 1 of my friend's aunts is. She said that 1 time, this woman came successful and complained astir being successful a batch of pain. Upon inspection, my friend's aunt discovered a thong wrong the woman. Neither 1 of them knew however a thong could perchance extremity up INSIDE a vagina."
7. "My sister is idiosyncratic friends with her OB-GYN (I know, weird, but immoderate — they're colleagues, she works successful the infirmary with him). Anyway, she asked him if helium ever got sicked retired by stanky vag, and helium said that helium had not personally tally crossed immoderate that sicked him out, but that 'you ladies request to lavation your fucking FEET!' After proceeding that, I present ever marque definite to springiness the tootsies a bully scrub-down with the antibacterial soap successful the exam country earlier the doc has to instrumentality their look betwixt them."
8. "I had a woman who came successful with 'unexplained' vaginal bleeding. She'd ne'er had a pap smear before, and she was astir 40 years old. Lo and behold, determination was a immense cancerous tumor connected her cervix. The gynecologist tried to instrumentality a tiny biopsy, and the furniture looked similar a execution scene. I went and booked successful for my pap smear the adjacent day, since I had been putting it off."
—Anonymous
9. "I'm a nurse, and sometimes aft a hysterectomy, the diligent tin get a teardrop successful the vaginal cuff that's created erstwhile they adjacent the extremity wherever the cervix utilized to be. This is wherefore patients are told to debar enactment for astatine slightest 8 weeks — to let clip to heal. Sex is often the origin of specified tears. Most partners travel successful appropriately mortified, and are supportive of the diligent who comes successful with a vaginal cuff tear. Not this 1 asshole. He spent the full clip with a smug, satisfied look connected his face. He came disconnected arsenic a implicit creeper, making unusual remarks to the pistillate unit arsenic well. I've dealt with my stock of jerks connected the occupation (including patients who were actively nether apprehension for convulsive felonies), but I person seldom felt arsenic beardown an impulse to slug idiosyncratic arsenic I did with this guy."
"We did surface the diligent for home unit erstwhile we got her alone, and she denied immoderate concerns. I deliberation the feline was simply arrogant of having (and being) a large capable dick to bash that to the patient."
10. "My ex-girlfriend's dada utilized to beryllium successful the tract earlier retiring. The worst lawsuit helium had was a pistillate who was a heroin addict. For immoderate reason, she had to get originative with wherever she injected. Apparently, she considered her labia a bully place. That was until they went gangrene connected her."
—Anonymous
11. "I'm a gynecologist, and what irks maine is that our providers person had to constitute doctor's notes specifically stating to person NO intercourse for a definite magnitude of time, due to the fact that sometimes husbands don't truly recognize oregon attraction — 1 mediocre pistillate had stated she needed her enactment to see nary oral enactment either, and her anserine hubby counted down the days until she was 'released from her restrictions.'"
12. "My sister's fellow was doing a gyno rotation. He was rather upset, arsenic helium was examining a pistillate that, from show and odor alone, evidently had cervical crab truthful precocious that she wasn't going to marque it. For the archetypal clip connected that rotation, helium had to pass idiosyncratic astir their imminent death. It was each precise depressing and solemn — truthful it was rather a alleviation erstwhile it turned retired to beryllium a tampon that had been successful determination agelong capable to lucifer a tumor."
13. "My woman is an OB-GYN specializing successful maternal fetal medicine, which is fundamentally high-risk patients. She had a pistillate travel successful with an abscess the size of a citrus connected her labia. When they lanced it, the abscess exploded, missing my woman but hitting her nurse. She described the odor arsenic worse than a 1000 decaying bodies, and the caregiver with implicit 10 years acquisition proceeded to propulsion up each implicit the exam room."
14. "I'm presently connected a placement arsenic a scrub caregiver for a gyno theatre. I've seen many, galore gross things successful my clip here. Mostly it's been unspeakable smells and a full load of prolapses, but 1 lawsuit truly sticks successful my mind. This mediocre pistillate came successful with cervical cancer, and she got treated for it with chemo. For immoderate crushed (I don't cognize the aesculapian technicalities down this), her rectum and vagina fused, and immoderate bowel question she had would erupt furiously retired of her vag."
15. "I'm an EMT and enactment successful escaped wellness clinics, providing vision, dental, medical, and women's wellness services. I was assigned to the women's wellness area, and we had a woman travel successful with a washcloth shoved successful that region. It stank to precocious heaven, and she had enactment it up determination 3 weeks earlier arsenic homemade contraception."
16. "My OB-GYN's caregiver told maine astir an aged woman who had 'lichen,' which she described arsenic a benignant of bacteria, and 'exactly what it sounds like.' It had to beryllium treated with a vinegar pack. The aged woman said, 'Just telephone maine Pickle-Puss!'"
17. "I worked astatine a gynecologist's bureau for 3 years arsenic a nurse, and you spot immoderate unusual stuff. We had this 1 diligent who had dementia, and was truly frightened and conscionable tense each the time. We usage these things called pessaries that clasp the vaginal partition oregon bladder up erstwhile women prolapse. We couldn't get this woman successful for truthful long, due to the fact that she was conscionable ever frightened and warring the staff. It got to the constituent wherever it was like, 'Whenever she calls, get her in, nary questions asked!' She came successful and her pessary had grown into the tegument of her vaginal canal. It was god-awful...no magnitude of medicine helped with the smell."
18. "A diligent came to the exigency country with a overseas assemblage successful her vagina. It was a peach, with a wound taken out."
19. "I'm not an OB-GYN, but a mates of years back, I went successful for my yearly exam and they discovered I had a 2nd smallish sneaky benignant of vagina. Apparently this isn't that common, and truthful of people each the aesculapian students had to instrumentality a look. It was similar a party...a enactment for my vaginas."
—Anonymous
20. "I'm not a gynecologist, but my fearfulness communicative is going to six antithetic gynecologists implicit 10 years, and each of them dismissing my terrible menstrual symptom and dense humor nonaccomplishment arsenic 'perfectly normal' and telling maine to either effort yet different commencement power pill oregon conscionable instrumentality 800 mg of ibuprofen each 4 hours to woody with it. I was yet diagnosed precocious with endometriosis that caused a myriad of symptoms — the worst astir apt being chronic constipation and, of course, terrible pain... Finally, the seventh doc ended up really giving a shit."
21. "My gynecologist asked maine if I masturbated due to the fact that seemingly you tin archer by looking astatine it... She besides lectured maine astir the nonaccomplishment of sensitivity implicit clip and STIs. It was a precise awkward experience, to accidental the least."
22. "My grandma was an OB-GYN caregiver for 20 years. One night, she came location from enactment and was eating meal astatine the table. Out of nowhere, she slammed her silverware down and screamed, 'If I person to look astatine 1 much fucking vagina for the remainder of my life, I volition termination someone!' She discontinue the adjacent day."
23. "I'm not a gynecologist, but determination are a fewer case studies of women who were utilizing their urethra similar a vagina for sex...and immoderate of those women didn't cognize it was a urethra."
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