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There are the classical atrocious ex moves — cheating, lying, gaslighting, ghosting — and past there's the weird, unhinged worldly that makes you question the precise cloth of reality. The benignant that makes you frost mid-thought and whisper, "What is really happening close now?" You know, the Twilight Zone moments. The "blink doubly if you're okay" stuff. The "pinch me, I indispensable beryllium hallucinating" benignant of nonsense. Yep. That's the benignant of chaos we're present to unpack.
In a previous post, I asked the BuzzFeed Community to spill the astir bizarre, strange, oregon downright unhinged things their exes ever did that near them saying, "Wait… What?!?" And wow, they did not clasp back. So buckle up, and instrumentality a heavy breath. Things are astir to get wild.
1. "After I broke up with him and moved out, I recovered retired from friends that helium adopted a canine and named it aft me."
—Anonymous
2. "He told the household tribunal that I was engaging successful achromatic magic and satanism, and utilized a photograph of my daughter's superior schoolhouse creation task arsenic 'evidence.'"
3. "While we were inactive together, helium got matching manus tattoos with the miss helium cheated with."
—Anonymous
4. "When we'd spell retired to eat, they'd bid a hamburger without the patty. They were vegetarian. When servers asked them if they wanted a vegetarian patty, they said they didn't similar however the patties tasted. How could it sensation worse than a plain bun, condiments, lettuce, and tomato? It grossed maine out."
—Anonymous
5. "He had an matter with my duplicate sister, and past tried to person maine that helium thought I was her erstwhile they slept together. She has tattoos and a bob. I person neither."
—Anonymous
6. "One day, I came home, and my ex's ID was connected the level by the message slot. Apparently, helium stripped disconnected his overgarment and ran bare successful the mediate of the nighttime successful the dormant of a Midwest winter. Someone must've recovered it and returned it to the code connected the license."
7. "I was dating this guy, and erstwhile helium went disconnected to the military, we said we'd interruption up and beryllium allowed to spot different people. But we besides said we'd constitute to each different successful lawsuit our paths ever crossed again. A fewer years later, the letters fizzled, and I started dating the emotion of my life. We got engaged and were astir to beryllium married. Then, suddenly, successful the summertime of 1970, the subject antheral randomly showed up connected my doorstep with an engagement ring. I hadn't seen him oregon written him successful 3 years. I was speechless. I had to fto him down easy, but it was truthful bizarre."
—Anonymous
8. "My ex abruptly recovered religion, joined the Masons, and started calling maine a heathen. Suddenly, arsenic successful similar a period earlier this, helium was agnostic."
9. "He didn't archer his friends we had breached up for six months, and they each thought we were inactive together. He adjacent posted photos of the 'dates' we were going on. Funny happening is, determination were ne'er photos of america together. Just restaurants and beaches and things similar that. Since I blocked him, I didn't find retired until I bumped into 1 of his friends months later."
—Anonymous
10. "He cheated connected maine with implicit 10 people, past wrote maine a 12-page missive that started with this sentence: I'm successful therapy, and my therapist diagnosed you arsenic a sociopath for leaving me."
—Anonymous
11. "My ex-husband near maine betwixt my 2nd and 3rd bosom surgery. He told everyone, including the justice successful our divorcement trial, that I ne'er truly had bosom crab and that my bilateral mastectomy was elective. He besides discontinue his occupation 3 days earlier the proceedings to person the justice helium couldn’t spend spousal support. It didn’t impressment her."
12. "My ex got upset aft I told him that I would interruption up with him if helium ever cheated connected me. He said helium didn’t similar maine reasoning of reasons to interruption up with him."
—Anonymous
13. "He cheated connected me, claimed helium didn't, past moved the aforesaid miss into his flat arsenic a 'roommate.' We lived successful the aforesaid gathering arsenic it was owned by my friend. Then asked maine if I'd beryllium into a polygamous narration with said girl."
14. "When I messaged him successful hysterics astir the information that my dada astir died of a bosom attack, alternatively of a mean response, helium said, 'Big deal. My dada is dead. Be thankful that yours is alive.' I ghosted him."
—Anonymous
15. "He told maine helium had to spell distant for 3 months for work. In reality, helium was surviving with his different woman connected the different broadside of town. We ran into each different astatine the market store."
—Anonymous
16. "He cheated with aggregate people, got a fewer of them pregnant, and past disappeared. When helium came backmost into my life, helium had a caller ineligible name."
—Anonymous
17. And finally: "He fto my 5-year-old girl devour an full lb of bacon successful 1 sitting. Then dropped her disconnected astatine my spot erstwhile she started puking grease everywhere. No communal sense."
—Anonymous
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