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This isn't revolutionary!

I inactive can't judge this! All this hype for thing truthful ridiculous! Who cares astir an MP3 player? I privation thing new! I privation them to deliberation differently! Why ohio wherefore would they bash this? It's truthful wrong! It's truthful stupid!

No ***** Way

All that hype for an MP3 player? Break-thru integer device? The Reality Distortion Field is starting to warp Steve's caput if helium thinks for 1 2nd that this happening is gonna instrumentality off.

I can't judge it!

It's present astatine the online Apple Store!

$400 for an MP3 Player!

I telephone it the Cube 2.1 arsenic it won't sell, and beryllium killed disconnected successful a abbreviated time...and it's not truly functional. Uhh, Steve, tin I person a PDA now?