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Reddit idiosyncratic u/Professional-Owl-341 posed the question: "What's the astir WTF happening you've ever seen hap astatine a wedding?" To my delight, the thread rapidly filled with hundreds of profoundly chaotic, baffling, and adjacent hilarious stories of weddings gone awry. Here's what radical shared:
1. "One of the bridesmaids changed into a skimpy, translucent body-hugging formal and interrupted the bride and groom's archetypal creation by doing immoderate TikTok creation with a blinking buttplug in, close connected the creation floor. This was astatine a classy venue with older folks and young kids. The soundlessness was deafening until the DJ stopped the euphony and called her out. The creation was restarted aft a muffled argument, and I didn't spot that bridesmaid astatine the reception again."
2. "The groom's sister gave a code astatine the reception and ended it with, 'You can't marque a ho a housewife,' and virtually dropped the mic and sat backmost down."
3. "I went to my mom's champion friend's wedding. It was a achromatic necktie event, and they had a batch of nonrecreational hired musicians arsenic a procession earlier the bride walked down. Right earlier the bride walked, the past instrumentalist came down — a antheral with agelong soiled hair, wearing a soiled T-shirt and slapping bongos to nary discernible beat. That was odd, but they had immoderate unusual friends, truthful I brushed it off. Except aboriginal during the reception, the mates was going astir asking if anyone knew who that was. Apparently, a feline with bongos had conscionable crashed their wedding. I inactive laughter reasoning astir it."
4. "The bride had a sudden, random absorption to shellfish (the meal was surf and turf). Her look blew up similar the Elephant Man, and she had to beryllium rushed out. She was good but missed astir her full wedding."
5. "During the reception, the maid of grant told the bride she was large with the groom's child. That led to the NEXT wedding wherever the groom was present marrying the erstwhile maid of honor, and the ex-wife told her that she was besides large with, you guessed it, the groom's child."
6. "They wanted their German Shepherd successful the wedding. He walked down by the bride and took a dump. Hilarious."
7. "A bee flew up the bride's formal and stung her connected the hoo-ha during the photos. She was leaping about, screaming, portion we collapsed with laughter."
8. "The champion antheral pulled the seat retired from down the bride arsenic she was sitting down (to beryllium 'funny') aft a toast to her caller husband, and she went consecutive down and earnestly injured her back. Paramedics took her distant successful an ambulance. Reception over."
9. "The groom's ma was abruptly lying down astatine the basal of immoderate steps connected the creation floor, screaming bloody murder, yelling, 'My hip, my hip!' Someone called 911, and everyone was falling implicit each different to spot if she was okay...except for her kids and the bride, who were each furiously rolling their eyes astatine each other. Turns out, this is conscionable 1 of the galore things that she pulls erstwhile she isn't being the halfway of attention. She took her ambulance ride, got her X-rays, and was wholly fine, but was precise upset that they kept the enactment going without her alternatively of canceling retired of respect for her injury. Let maine archer you, I person ne'er seen idiosyncratic much stubborn to support a enactment going than that bride. She adjacent opened the barroom up for the remainder of the nighttime since the faker was footing the bill."
10. "A antheral comparative of excavation got married. His parent died a mates of weeks earlier the ceremony. His widowed begetter showed up to the wedding with his caller girlfriend, who was wearing the dormant mother's clothes. It was the formal she had picked retired for the wedding, her shoes, and her jewelry. Our full household was shocked. They spent the full time telling everyone they saw that it would person been a shame not to usage it since it was specified a blessed coincidence that his precocious woman and caller woman shared the aforesaid size. Needless to say, the groom loves his wife, but doesn't similar to speech astir the wedding."
11. "The fellow of the maid of grant punched retired the lensman and smashed his camera for taking a representation of his girlfriend."
12. "The kid bearing the ringing arrived astatine the altar with nary ringing connected the small pillow. The quick-thinking begetter of the groom substituted his ain wedding ringing (the archetypal ringing was ne'er found). Later successful the ceremony, the organist passed retired slumped connected the keyboard, treating america each to a glorious sustained clump chord connected the tube organ."
13. "I bartended a wedding wherever a tornado informing went off, and the full wedding enactment and guests had to huddle astir the concern laundry machines for an hour."
14. "The groom was drunk, lasting connected the hood of the champion man's car, and hood-surfing astir the edifice parking lot. The groom ended up getting launched disconnected the hood onto the asphalt. The bride and groom ended up astatine the ER, and she had humor each implicit her dress. Kids...tsk, tsk, tsk."
15. "The maid of grant did a wide receiver dive trying to drawback the bouquet and went close done the wedding cake."
16. "Long ago, I worked astatine a banquet hallway and witnessed a NASCAR-themed wedding. During the reception, they played the audio of the connection going retired implicit the PA astatine the track. It was afloat unintelligible. 'BZZT GABBAGBGA MRRRY MEZZZZZ RROOOOOWWWVROOOM.' Another item was the proprietor locking himself successful his bureau to debar the bride’s begetter due to the fact that helium was threatening to haggle with him connected the costs. In the end, we had to telephone the constabulary due to the fact that the bride, portion successful her gown, climbed implicit the barroom to bargain much sweet, saccharine Miller Genuine Draft aft we had closed the taps and the lawsuit was over."
17. "The formal codification was overgarment and tie, truthful immoderate dude who was an 'uncle' of the bride showed up wearing a laboratory overgarment and stethoscope. He would lone notation to himself arsenic 'Dr. Feelgood' (easily 10 years aft the Mötley Crüe opus came out), proceeded to get hammered, shoved the pb vocalist of the set offstage, and started loudly singing immoderate opus had been antecedently played until helium was ushered retired by security. It was an unfastened bar, and this joker inactive managed to clog 3 urinals with airplane bottles to the constituent that they would not flush. It was epic."
18. "At the reception, the champion antheral and groom were drunk and started fighting. Cops were called, and the groom decided helium would triumph a combat with the 6'5 authorities trooper. They had to hog-tie him aft helium kicked 2 different officers. I was the lensman doing a favour for a friend."
19. "My woman pleaded with her parent not to invitation her brother's family, arsenic they ever caused problems astatine household events. She didn't listen, and by the extremity of the night, my wife's pistillate relative had breached my wife's brother's chemoreceptor and thrown a seat done a sliding doorway astatine the vineyard wherever we were married. Her antheral relative got caught trying to bargain vino from the cellar astatine the extremity of the nighttime and got into a combat with the waiting staff. A constabulary canine past spot him arsenic helium tried to evade constabulary successful the vineyards. To apical it off, erstwhile we arrived astatine our accommodation astatine the extremity of the night, a fewer different guests, my wife, and I were told to find determination other to stay, arsenic the pistillate relative had torn up her country aft being bailed out. My woman was devastated. And to think, I was disquieted a mates of my mates mightiness airy up a doobie."
20. "I saw the begetter of the bride tally distant with the parent of the groom mid-reception. Apparently, they had bonded during the wedding preparations and fell successful emotion arsenic they were looking astatine reception venues successful Napa Valley."
21. "The begetter of the bride's code was rather virtually 1 hr and 18 minutes long. I've ne'er had worse secondhand embarrassment successful my full life. I inactive don't recognize wherefore oregon however the maid of grant oregon champion antheral didn't instrumentality the mic distant to wrapper it up. Mind you, cipher could get up and spell to the barroom that full time, and it's not similar this was astatine the extremity of the wedding. It was earlier dinner."
22. "I attended a wedding wherever they had hired backstage information to guarantee the bride's begetter and stepmom wouldn't travel successful and disrupt everything. After information blocked them from entering, I accidental they decided to get drunk successful the car. They past came backmost and proceeded to bushed up the information guards with their bare liquor bottles. Before the wedding, I overheard the groom's household calling the bride paranoid and selfish, saying that she should've invited her dad. Obviously, they had ne'er met him before."
23. "The champion antheral got truthful drunk, helium took a crap successful the mediate of the creation floor. Then, helium vomited successful the heap of shit."
24. "The groom smashed barroom successful the bride's face. Her dada instantly led him outside, and each you heard was a thump. A infinitesimal later, the dada walked backmost in."
25. "The groom got up during the reception to denote that they (both 18 years old) were already expecting a child. They had purposefully gotten large truthful their parents would person to fto them get married, and the precise spiritual parents were ashamed and trying to support it a secret. But, aft the groom truthful loudly announced it to everyone else, a brawl broke retired betwixt the families, each accusing the other's kid of entrapping the other."
26. "The groom AND bride started to drunkenly marque retired with 2 guests. The groom started to intimately creation with those 2 guests and groped them to emotion songs. The bride and groom's young kids were contiguous to witnesser it. It was awkward/uncomfortable arsenic hell, and I don't deliberation either of them remembered it the time after."
27. "The bride's parent showed up, refused to beryllium astatine the array she was assigned to, and rearranged immoderate seating to accommodate herself and her different daughter. She ensured she was astatine the array closest to the exit. She refused to speech to the groom's household and gave soiled looks to the bride's begetter and stepmother. She loudly exclaimed that the turkey that was served was the astir overcooked happening she'd ever eaten, and the vino enactment was atrocious. She doesn't adjacent portion wine. The infinitesimal the bride's begetter stood up to marque a speech, she stood up and silently left, taking the bride's younger sister with her. Two weeks later, the bride, the groom, the groom's mother, and the bride's grandma each got nasty letters astir however disgusting the full lawsuit was and that she was ashamed to beryllium acquainted with them. I was the bride; she was my mother. Now she's conscionable Kathy."
28. "100 other radical showed up who hadn't RSVP'd, immoderate of whom weren't adjacent invited. The catering hallway tried to beryllium chill and accommodate everyone, but determination simply wasn't capable space, tables, oregon nutrient for them all. By the end, they had small slices of ham chopped into cubes being served arsenic an hors d'oeuvre."
29. "The groom did shots disconnected a half-naked impermanent lying connected the bar. There weren't precise galore anniversaries, arsenic I recall."
30. "There was a thunderclap astatine the 'if anyone objects...' spot successful the ceremony. The groom got caught cheating connected the bride 2 months later."
31. "The mates were conservatives and evangelical Christians. The bride had ever been a Christian, but the groom had converted sometime successful his mid-to-late 20s. As such, the bride was a virgin, and the groom was not. Not a large deal, but each azygous 1 of his groomsmen brought it up during their speeches. Like, they felt the request to fto everyone cognize that the groom had gotten laid earlier and present got to bang a virgin. It was genuinely gross."
32. "The groomsmen and begetter of the groom were wildly drunk, and during the dancing, they started hanging/swinging from the rafters of the fancy edifice we were in. One groomsman swung from a rafter and tried to bent onto the chandelier, and of course, it crashed down onto the floor. By immoderate miracle, nary 1 was earnestly hurt. I bash wonderment what they had to wage the edifice successful damages…"
33. "I worked astatine an lawsuit hallway for weddings each done college. I saw truthful much. I caught grooms hooking up with maids of grant successful the bathroom. There was a bride who had reddish vino spilled each implicit her wedding formal by a drunk uncle. Once, a DJ got trapped successful an elevator portion 'Timber' by Pitbull played connected repeat. Another time, the kid of the bride was huffy astir having a caller stepdad and pulled the occurrence alarm. There was erstwhile a mother-in-law who did an uninterrupted 20-minute code astir however overmuch she hated her caller daughter-in-law. Somebody threw up successful their vino solid and kept dancing. Lots of injuries. Called the cops, EMTs, and occurrence section connected aggregate occasions. I could spell connected for hours."
34. "I attended a wedding reception wherever the hold unit started to go mostly distracting during dinner. They were sweeping the floors, spraying windows, and creating a bigger messiness than anything. They would inquire guests to move, interrupting their conversations and meals. They would wide distant bottles of vino and champagne that hadn't been finished, past rapidly bring another, conscionable to drawback it distant again. One of the servers adjacent sat down and poured himself a drink. It was confusing and a spot appalling, but not arsenic overmuch arsenic it was amusing. Turns out, they were the hired entertainment! It created rather a buzz of speech erstwhile we had each processed what was happening. I've ne'er seen thing other similar it."
35. "One of the bridesmaids got caught doing the nasty with the groom. Needless to say, the wedding was called off, and presents were picked up astatine the doorway erstwhile radical left. Most awkward happening ever since everyone was truthful confused."
36. "I walked into the bath to instrumentality a interruption from dancing. The bride was sitting connected the level by herself, crying her eyes out. I stopped to speech to her, and apparently, she didn't privation to get joined but felt forced to due to the fact that she and the groom had had enactment once. She wasn't pregnant, but she felt she was obligated to wed him due to the fact that of her spiritual views. We talked for astatine slightest 15 minutes due to the fact that I didn't privation to permission her unsocial (this was earlier compartment phones were truly a thing), and yet her grandma came into the bath and took over. I hardly knew the bride, arsenic the groom was a person of my boyfriend's, and I was conscionable a plus-one. I got backmost to the creation floor, and the groom was happily dancing with his groomsmen, wholly oblivious to the information that his bride was missing."
"I ran into the groom astir a decennary later, and helium reported helium was the arrogant dada of 4 kids and was inactive happily married. I anticipation for his wife's involvement that the matrimony was a blessed 1 and she wasn't lying to him due to the fact that she felt obligated to enactment married."
37. "I utilized to enactment astatine a edifice doing weddings and saw galore things. The highlights see the wedding enactment minus the bride, each breaking into the spa and sitting successful the jacuzzi successful each their clothes, a antheral who got highly drunk and drew cartoons each implicit the costly tablecloth and past asked to bargain it, and 1 time, a three-legged canine broke successful and wouldn't fto immoderate guests retired of the country we were in."
38. "The drunk groom took a crap successful a sink. Too atrocious for him, helium was excessively drunk to retrieve to driblet his pants. Walked into the bathroom, and the dude was sitting successful 1 of the sinks."
39. "The mates ignored the full radical of wedding guests and lone talked/took pictures with their bridesmaids/groomsmen. Then, arsenic soon arsenic the wedding ceremonial was over, they grabbed a whiskey vessel and proceeded to portion from the aforesaid vessel portion passing it astir to their wedding party. Everyone astatine that wedding was pissed that they spent the clip and wealth to go. It was similar a achromatic trash sorority party."
40. "I was a wedding caterer. The venue I worked astatine had a strict regularisation astir nary extracurricular alcohol. I worked with my mom, and she noticed that the groom and groomsmen were highly intoxicated precise aboriginal connected successful the day. She went into their rooms and recovered a stash of moonshine, which she enactment down the bar, but it was excessively late. The groom had to beryllium helped to the altar to wed his PREGNANT wife. Poor thing. After dinner, I was clearing plates, and I walked extracurricular wherever the groom instantly deed connected me. I was 16 and conscionable turned close astir and went backmost inside."
41. And: "After the toast, the bride said she had a astonishment for everyone and started playing a video. They got joined a twelvemonth agone successful secret, and lone 2 radical determination knew astir it. They kept it a concealed from everyone, adjacent the parents didn't know. At the extremity of the video, the bride turned to the cameras and said, 'Surprise, bitches. You're astatine our one-year anniversary.'"
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