21 Dumb Things Men Said About Women's Bodies To Their Wives And Girlfriends

We've asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to stock the things their boyfriends oregon husbands said that revealed however dumb they were. And it turns retired a batch of these men were wholly clueless astir women's bodies. Here's the dumbest things men said astir them:

1. "My hubby thought that women deterioration achromatic erstwhile they are connected their play due to the fact that that’s what they bash successful feminine hygiene commercials."

—Anonymous

2. "He told maine that a woman's spine splits erstwhile she has a baby."

—luckyangel30

3. "I knew a feline who thought a pistillate could conscionable instrumentality a ablution aft enactment to forestall pregnancy."

—silverzebra343

4. "My hubby thinks you tin drawback crab from having sex."

—Anonymous, 72, Female, United States

5. "My ex-husband saw a Tampax commercialized connected TV and said, 'They’re advertizing those erstwhile they cognize women are having their periods.' I had to explicate that we were not each connected the aforesaid schedule."

—Anonymous, 74, Female, Oregon

6. "My archetypal fellow thought that a woman's breasts inflated during enactment similar a man's penis does."

—Anonymous

7. "I dated a feline who erstwhile asked maine wherefore I 'use truthful overmuch toilet paper' each clip I travel implicit to his apartment. I asked him to elaborate connected what helium meant by that, and helium said determination was nary request to hitch each clip and wanted to cognize if I was conscionable wasteful. I had to pass him that women bash so person to hitch each azygous clip we pee."

—Anonymous

8. "An ex-boyfriend of mine, erstwhile we were together, seemed profoundly confused erstwhile I informed him that, no, a pistillate can’t get large from oral sex. He was 27 oregon 28 astatine the time."

—Anonymous

9. "He thought an ovum came retired erstwhile idiosyncratic finished their period. Like…a chickenhearted egg."

—AbsolutelyNotMothman

10. "I started my play and went into the store and reached implicit to drawback a container of ample tampons. He swatted my manus distant and said, 'You don't request that size.' I was stunned that helium was trying to archer maine what benignant of tampon I needed based connected size. The tampon size you get is based connected the magnitude of travel you have. I did wed him, and it was the biggest mistake of my life."

—Anonymous

11. "My ex-boyfriend was acrophobic astir having periodic nighttime sweats, truthful helium Googled it. He proceeded to archer maine helium has menopause."

—Anonymous

12. "My hubby and I were discussing our neighbor, who conscionable got diagnosed with prostate cancer, and my hubby said that helium should astir apt get his prostate examined. Then helium looked astatine maine and said, 'Hon, you should astir apt get your prostate checked too!' I told him that women don't person prostates."

—lunaamethyst8124

13. "My ex successful assemblage thought each women could conscionable secrete bosom beverage connected demand. He asked to effort immoderate of mine, and was shocked erstwhile I informed him that, successful fact, I needed to person a babe first."

—Anonymous

14. "I took my fellow (who is cisgender) astatine the clip to the doc implicit immoderate tummy issues helium was having, and erstwhile the doc asked him what benignant of problems helium was having, helium precise earnestly answered, 'I’m not sure. All I cognize is I’m hurting truly bad, I deliberation it’s my ovaries.'"

—Anonymous

15. "He asked, 'Does it consciousness bully erstwhile you enactment a tampon in?' He was earnestly equating putting a tampon successful and penetrative sex."

—Anonymous

16. "I dated a feline who thought you lone took a commencement power pill close earlier you had sex. He didn't recognize that you had to instrumentality it astatine the aforesaid clip each time successful bid to really forestall pregnancy."

—Anonymous

17. "My ex was with maine erstwhile I was buying for bras. He didn’t recognize wherefore I couldn’t conscionable prime 1 and go. I explained to him that I needed the close size, cupful size, and needed to effort it on. We’re not each the same. He inactive didn’t spot what the large woody was. I asked him if he’d similar a jock strap to beryllium excessively choky and compression his bits. He said nary and past helped maine look. He had 2 sisters."

—Anonymous

18. "When my hubby and I were trying to person a baby, I told him, 'I got my period, but we’ll support trying.' He said, 'How bash you cognize you’re not pregnant? Did you instrumentality a test?'"

—Anonymous, 30, Female, Georgia

19. "My precocious schoolhouse fellow didn’t cognize that tampons are near inside. He thought you conscionable swirled them astir to cleanable up, past tossed them out."

—Anonymous

20. "In assemblage I came backmost from outpouring interruption with bangs. A feline said, 'What did you bash to your hair?' I said, 'I got bangs.' He said, 'What bash you mean?' We stood determination successful soundlessness arsenic helium realized girls’ hairsbreadth doesn’t conscionable turn shorter successful the beforehand similar a familial trait."

—Anonymous, 40, Female, Colorado

21. And finally, "I had to archer an ex that women pooped."

—Anonymous, 55, Female, USA

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