18 Of The Most Bizarre, Not Okay, And Kinda Mean Things Doctors Have Said To People

1. “'Are you definite you’ve ne'er fixed birth?' Why yes. Very sure. I would retrieve that."

–Accomplished_Net5601

2. "I was having a mates of moles removed connected my back. While laying connected my stomach, my Dr asks, 'do you similar to fish?' I told him I bash and helium told maine that I could instrumentality the moles location if I wanted due to the fact that they marque fantabulous bait. Weird happening to accidental but, inactive to this day, helium was the champion doc my hubby and I ever had!"

–Okan_ossie

3. “'What a cooperative cervix' during a Pap smear."

–elliemff

4. "I struggled with value arsenic a kid, and I went to my yearly checkup which typically happened successful the summertime (so I wore shorts). My doc enactment her manus connected my limb and said 'you're gonna person to chopped down connected the cookies if you wanna support wearing these shorts'. I inactive deliberation astir it to this day."

–bigoleravioli

5. "'Let spell of your penis'. I was getting an exam for testicular crab and holding my penis retired of the way. Probably the astir mortifying infinitesimal of my life."

–ReallyGlycon

6. What I was large I had my archetypal ever yeast infection.

"My person brought maine to the hospital, due to the fact that I was complaining astir each of the moisture successful my panties and she thought my h2o had breached due to the fact that I was a precise precocious hazard pregnancy. 

The doctors got my legs up connected the stirrups takes 1 look astatine my vajay and goes 'EWW!' She past near the country (or truthful I thought) and I accidental to my person 'oh my deity did she conscionable accidental eww? That's truthful embarrassing', but no, the doc had not near the country she had simply gone down the curtain and past came backmost and said, 'I'm atrocious did I accidental that retired loud? I person a occupation with that and I've been getting successful trouble.'"

–goonfoo

7. "Your knees look similar they're from 2 antithetic bodies."

–copperpoint

8. "I unrecorded successful Japan. After catching the flu and not eating thing for astir a week, the doc told maine that my cholesterin level was excessively low, and suggested I devour junk nutrient to get it backmost up. I told him I was going backmost to the States successful a fewer weeks, and helium gave maine a thumbs up and said 'great!'"

–WindJammer27

9. "That I person a precise memorable cervix. I deliberation it was a compliment? I'm taking it arsenic 1 anyway."

–Either_Cow_4727

10. "Was astatine a children's infirmary to spot a specializer due to the fact that I person pectus excavatum (my breastbone grows inwards), and I retrieve the doc saying that immoderate women similar having the information due to the fact that it makes their breasts look bigger. I was 12. I'm beauteous definite my dada was close determination with me, present that I deliberation astir it."

–SilentPrincess828

11. "A surgeon says to me, 'Well, I marque my surviving cutting radical up, but I’m not recommending that you fto maine bash it to you conscionable truthful I tin wage disconnected my Porsche'."

–ginkgodave

12. "Worried astir my hormones perchance being retired of whack astatine a archetypal clip sojourn with a gyno. 'You conscionable request to get immoderate dick', (it was a woman, and I did not spell back)."

–Ryastor

13. "'He's got cute legs, conscionable similar his mom'. About my baby... He had lone ever seen my legs portion successful stirrups."

–moareset

14. "I was a student’s archetypal ever pap smear and aft I was dressed helium enactment his manus connected my shoulder, looked maine successful the eyes, and said 'thank you' with much sincerity than I’ve heard from anyone earlier oregon since."

–Jaded_Sea2972

15. '“I’m not definite however to accidental this to you. We’ve talked astir it aft each carnal for implicit 4 years. You’re truly fat'."

–kk1485

16. “Well, you don’t person a thyroid issue. If you privation to summation weight, my champion proposal is to get married. That worked for me.”

–Coracoda

17. "I was having tummy occupation that felt similar a gallbladder issue. Something that my ma had occupation with and had to get hers removed. My doc had maine instrumentality an X-ray. I waited for a spot and helium came into the country with a large anserine grin connected his look and said 'You’re afloat of shit!' I was constipated."

–SeventhMind7

18. "Last week the doc came successful earlier I went nether for my archetypal colonoscopy, and helium said 'we’ll enactment you nether and I’ll ram it successful and you’ll beryllium done successful nary time,' and I asked, 'ram??'”

–LarsThorwald

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